Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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