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  • Submitted by baldhead_krillin on Dec 4, 12 at 1:56pm

    Life. You're doing it wrong.

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    Submitted by iso on Dec 4, 12 at 1:39pm

    Wtf??

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    Submitted by ck24 on Dec 4, 12 at 2:33pm

    34 year old virgin?

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    Submitted by porksword on Dec 4, 12 at 7:52pm

    Did you beat it like it broke into your house, or what?

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 5, 12 at 12:38am

    www.fleshlight.com

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    Submitted by DavidWnC on Dec 4, 12 at 7:26pm

    Perhaps you should have chosen to fart 34 timed instead, then those backfires would have been productive.

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    Submitted by bombsquad907 on Dec 4, 12 at 1:21pm

    pussy

  • 56 45
    Submitted by Nuku3T on Dec 5, 12 at 12:04am

    No life but masterbating

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    Submitted by Xtasty on Feb 22, 13 at 7:44am

    That's your goal on birthday? Pathetic

  • 55 47
    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Dec 6, 12 at 3:47pm

    Do you mind? We're trying to have a society here.

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    Submitted by kin_in_in on Dec 4, 12 at 5:25pm

    ET says "0uch".