no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
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She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
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You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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