Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
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