last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I miss vodka workout Fridays
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
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Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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