that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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