How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
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my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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