ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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