come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
His hands were made for my vagina.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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