Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
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ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
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Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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