Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
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Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Randomize