For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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