I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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