some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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