i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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