Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
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I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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