I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Vodka?
Forever.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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