so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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