sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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