Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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