"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
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Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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