Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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