Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
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considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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