Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
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WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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