she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
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Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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