I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
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Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
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there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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