i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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