it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
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SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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