when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
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Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
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Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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