Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Randomize
