did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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