I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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