I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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