My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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