Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
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That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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