i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
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Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
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You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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