I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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