i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
DRUNK COOKIES
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