Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Quick, to the slutcave!
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
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I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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