Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
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I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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