this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
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