I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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