i may or may not be watching the land before time
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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