my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
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And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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