I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
she looked like the before picture.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
