I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
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Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
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I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.