Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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