Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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