what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
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You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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