Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
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He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
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