We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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