Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
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Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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