no. you can't hotbox the world.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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