What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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