He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
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The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
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I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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