D3 body, D1 cock
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.