Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck