I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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