Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Dicks are not precious.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Randomize