Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
